If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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