.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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