im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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