Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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