Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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