I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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