I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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