I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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