if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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