C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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