Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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