tell your sister to shave her snatch
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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