everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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