thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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