I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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