Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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