he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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