I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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