So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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