I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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