i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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