drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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