Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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