I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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