As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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