Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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