For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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