my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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