I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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