Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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