remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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