I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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