wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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