ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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