so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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