Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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