At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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