Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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