here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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