You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can text with my tongue
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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