be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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