I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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