sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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