honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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