okay pat passed out under dana's car
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize