how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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