I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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