Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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