My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Come on in and take your pants off
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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