Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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